Newsletter competition images

Below are the images created so far for our December 2024 newsletter competition (if you can't see yours, we may not have moderated it yet to check it's suitable for family viewing!):

funny wise owl nerd celebrating christmas with a beer

pig wearing christmas jumper

A picture of sir Kier Starmer riding a pig through the British countryside, whilst drinking champagne

Thor, scratching his head whilst working at a laptop on an excel spreadsheet whilst the other Avengers look on surrounded by gunfire, explosions and an alien invasion.

Religious oil painting of Donald Trump in a loin cloth, on a cross, crucified, light streaming through clouds, rolling hills in the background

Please illustrate the metaphorical struggle between wisdom and knowledge. Both Wisdom and Knowledge should be represented both with words, but with animals that are immediately recognisable as the things they represent. The background should be reminiscent of Ancient Greece.

Create a cartoon image of a clear night sky, with a house in the foreground, with Santa Claus standing on the snow-covered roof, stuck half in and half out of a chimney, while his sleigh, pulled by several reindeer, that is full of wrapped christmas presents, starts to fall from the roof because the reindeer have lost their footing. Include a man dressed in a mankini and a woman dressed in a bikini lying on sun-loungers in the garden of the house. They both hold cocktails in their hands. The man is looking up at the roof and saying to the woman "I see Santa's stuck again" in a speech bubble

create an image of a man contemplating what to enter into an AI image request tool, on a sunny beach with a Christmas turkey in the background, and dreaming about £50. Do not deviate from this.

Atmospheric photographic quality scene with caravaggesque lighting. An owl, contently leaning back in his office chair in a corner tower of a medieval castle set in the misty Scottish highlands, sipping from a glass of Glen Moray 18 year old whisky whilst admiring an expertly drawn data model of the 'small rodents' database showing on his high spec laptop. Pictures of generations his owl family in kilts and heraldic owl-based symbols adorn the walls.

Marge Simpson Mrs claus

create a photorealistic picture of a loving, sympathetic-looking bearded young man in middle-eastern nomad's clothes, in a dirty 1st century stable in palestine, holding a new born baby up in the fierce warm glow of a bright star shining through a hole in the roof.

Create an image of santa using excel to make his naughty and nice list and using a formula to check it twice

Create a picture of a post apocalyptic scene where squirrels have become the dominant life form and a family of them are sat at a table watching television eating their evening meal.

Please create an image of Father Christmas riding in his sleigh where the reins have snapped and the reindeer are all flying off without Father Christmas and Father Christmas is falling from the sky and about to crash into a building. Please make sure there is a look of pure terror on Father Christmas's face and please make sure there is a speech bubble showing him screaming profanities at the top of his voice.